i track the tag 'kickthepjigglejaggle'
oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.