i track the tag 'kickthepjigglejaggle'
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?