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tastefullyoffensive:

[specialbrowny]

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

coolsvillesux:

Thank

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

HW